To the Beach!

Liz and I are off to Ocean city Maryland for 10 days. We'll be at a
beach house that her family gets every year so look for an exciting
update once I return...

brentryan.com Outage!

I must apologize to all my brentryan.com fans. My site was down for
the logest time in like 5 years. The site outage was because I needed
the network jack to my cable modem so that I could rebuild my moms
computer. She had a bunch of viruses on her system and since I'm her
family computer support, I was stuck with the task of fixing it.

Anyways, everything is back so enjoy!

My Cubicle

Here's a link to one of the funniest songs ever.

My Cubicle Song

Kenny's Bachelor Party

Day 1

Matt, Adrian, & Brent drive to Vegas to meet the rest of the crew. We
missed a turn off in kingman and wound up taking a 45 minute detour
around the hoover damn.

We arrive, get ready for the night and immediately hit up the craps
table at Barbary Coast. I did pretty well this night so I was feeling
pretty good.

We then decided to hit up one of the hottest clubs in Vegas called Tao
inside the venetian. There was like a 2 hour wait and none of us are
patient enough to wait around so Adrian checks with the security to
see what it will cost for us all to get in right now. The bouncer
says "$300 bones". So we're like, cool, Lets do this! We all role in
like we own the place and we probably looked like a big group of dorks
entering the club for the first time.

It was a pretty decent club, very big, very dark inside, but very very
expensive. About $10 per drink.

Day 1 ends at about 4 AM for me and like 6-7 AM for almost everyone else...

Day 2

Everybody gets up about 10-11 and heads down to the mens spa at
Bally's. This is where the boyz regenerate for the next night of fun.
Some of do a light work out, except for the roid monkey "ADRIAN"
who's always looking to hit the weights hard.

We then go back to the sauna, steam room and Jacuzzi and enjoy Ron
prancing around butt ass naked waving his dong in our face. That was
a site I don't care to remember and will probably be scarred for life.
Anyways, we showered, shaved, and got ready pretty much for the day.
Next we hit up Ichi Ban for some grub on our way out to gamble....

From this point forward I pretty much lost everything I gambled so
that pretty much sucked.

For dinner, we went to a very nice steakhouse in Bally's before we
went out to club Pure in caesars palace. Ron hooked us up on the
guest list here so we didn't have any wait once the club opened.
Inside the club we enjoyed a show that the pussy cat dolls put on.
Yah, this was a group of 6 gorgous girls with almost no clothes on.

Day 2 ends at about 4-5 AM and about 10:30 AM for Matt. Go Matt, Go!

Day 3

So this is the day we all head home. Matt still doesn't have any
sleep and we head out to my car to drive home at about 1PM. When we
get to my car we find that my rear tire was slashed. BUMMER! It's
about 112 degrees out and we have to change a tire to some crappy
donut tire.... Then we drive down to pepboys and sit there for about
2 hours while they replace my tire. We get on the road about 4 PM and
don't wind up getting home until just after 9.

Overall it was a great trip and we all had a blast. The end of the
last day sucked, but I'm sure it sucked worse for Matt since he didn't
have any sleep.